Creature Cocks Swamp Monster Green Scaly Dildo

It's weirdly green, it's scaly, and you can usually find it lurking ominously in bedside table drawers, waiting to pounce at any sign of sexual frustration. It's the Swamp Monster Green Scaly Dildo, and despite its grotesque appearance, it's more than capable of fulfilling your deepest, darkest monster fantasies - and then some!

Aside from its otherworldly color scheme, this not-at-all human dildo features some seriously creative bumpy texture and a curvy, vaguely penis-esque shape that'll seek, find, stretch, and please your or their inner sweet spots.

Perfect for strap-on play, the Swamp Monster's thick, widespread base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can easily stabilize that base against smooth, nonporous surfaces thanks to sturdy suction. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride.

The Swamp Monster comes to you in pure, hypoallergenic silicone. It's extra easy to clean and care for -  soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam will do the trick for everyday cleanup, but if you want to be really thorough, you can boil or bleach it, too. This dildo is safe to use with any favorite water-based lube, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.