Average Joe Andy The Mechanic Dildo

Topco 4.62 4.62/5 Based On 21 Reviews

Out Of Stock Jul 15, 2019 Please log in for wholesale pricing
5

Just right

Love it. This is the first "realistic" dildo I've ever purchased and I'm quite happy with it. The girth and length are just perfect. The material actually feels surprisingly realistic. The suction is strong. Definitely recommend this one.

5

Average Andy

This toy is pretty big - above average for sure! But really fun. It has a big tilt upwards from the suction cup which actually makes it look more real. Love this line!

5

Made me come

Suctions on to almost anything. I brought it to work with me for a break time stress reliever and di it ever make me cum. Great texture and perfect size.

Product description

I may be the guy working on your car, but I'm really thinking about all the things I could do if I got under your hood. But first, I'd take you on the best date of your life...

Refreshingly manageable and incredibly lifelike in both skin-touch and appearance, the Average Joe collection's Andy the Mechanic dildo holds no lofty ambitions of eye-popping length or astounding girth (though definitely proving nice and thick), it's simply a fantastically detailed cock with a realistic size to match.

Shaped into a classically styled shaft, the Mechanic is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration. Just underneath, the supple, squeezable shaft widens subtly, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulating intensely thanks to a dramatically veiny texture. Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls acts as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired. The suction base is extremely sturdy, and easily secures Andy against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc). 

Made of a plush, supple thermoplastic rubber material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Mechanic is virtually maintenance free, requiring simple soap and water or a good toy cleansing fluid before and after use. Compatible with water and silicone lubricants.


Specifications
  • Length: 6.75"
  • Insertable Length: 5.25"
  • Girth: 5.75" at largest point
  • Width: 1.75" at largest point
  • Materials: Jelly Rubber (TPR)
  • Special Features: Phthalate-Free, Suction Base, Textured Surface


SKU: TS-1101304  |  UPC: 788866013043 |  MPN: 1101304 (0)

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Ratings / Reviews
4

Thicker than expected

I came to the Average Joe line looking for something more 'average' - this guy is very thick and hurts a bit... need extra lube and prep to handle it. The material is also firmer than something I got from Doc Johnson, but its fine. Length is perfect - no way im going to hurt myself with it. I will purchase from this line again in another variety (maybe the professor - it looks a little more familiar to me) Incredible suction.

5

Frothing at the lips

We haven't used it yet ,but, the size, shape and texture are making this stout yet impressively girthy rod, quite enticing. It will be reviewed again in detail accordingly, but we like what we see and felt so far. This firm but feely dildo doesn't have much of a smell, less so after a warm wash. The details are are there and the contour of the head includes a great little divet where the tip of the urethra is. We cant wait to tell you more about it later!

5

Not so average Andy

Andy is well endowed. Length is pleasing girth is exciting, overall hes a strapping girthy deep lover.

5

Above Average Joe

We call him Above Average Joe. Very girthy and exceeded both of our expectations. Perhaps the only issue is the tackiness . We like to stroke him... but it involves some lube ;)

4

Not bad for an average Joe

Not at all intimidating, quite enjoyable. Definitely fits the description.The suction cup could be a lot better though. A good beginner toy.

5

Much more than an average Joe

Wow, this thing is great! The texture is awesome and the size is perfect and quite generous for an average Joe. Quality suction cup is you want to practice oral or enjoy remarkable penetration. Highly recommended!

5

Thick AF

I love this toy. The only dildos I own are from the Average Joe line and I think they are amazing. I just received this one today and it was the perfect size and the thickness was a bit more than I was expecting but feels amazing. I also love how realistic these toys are and how the base allows for suction, adding an extra element of fun.

5

WOW!

Oh my. Amazing girth, fills perfectly and good length. My favorite toy by FAR. Only small issue is that the suction cup doesn't stay very well but the amount of pleasure gained definitely makes up for it.

5

Not so average Joe

I think at first the name made me a little apprehensive in buying this product but once I got it in the mail I was very surprised. In fact when I first used it I was surprisingly overwhelmed. The size was perfect for me and it felt amazing. I would absolutely recommend this product to anyone! I love it him...I mean it! LOL!

4

Pretty Good

This is my first dildo purchase and the product is exactly as described. It's god a great feel and texture. The only issue is that the girth is a bit much if you're a first-timer, and so lube is essential. Other than that, it's pretty good.

5

LOVE

The length is a bit of a downside but barely, the overall size and texture of this toy is SUPERB. I love it, it feels incredible.
It definitely more then gets the job done. The material feels great, the flexibility is great, being firm yet malleable
HIGHLY recommend this entire series of toys (the average joe set)

4

Love it!!

Perfect size and not too stiff

4

great item

So I buy this toy for a surprise for my fianc . We both don't have much experience with toys, and this was her first dildo.
I get the package, unpack everything, and put it all away, "kind of" hiding it. I was expecting to blindfold her, and bring it out next time we fool around. But 2 mornings later, (before I had a chance to bring it out,) I get a text message saying, "Thanks for the new toy baby ;)!"

Needless to say she found it, used it, and loved it.

4

Good experience

Nice length and girth.. could be just a little softer/silkier? Overall, a great fit and not something you need to get used to for a while.

5

Stiff?

Far stiffer than expected, especially compared to the other toys I own. The shorter length than most toys I seem to find is very nice.

Decent girth and while very hard to the touch, it still has some malleability.

I personally like everything about it but it is not for everyone.

4

Average Joe

I think I'm in Love! Perfect length & more than average girth! The suction cup isn't the strongest though.

4

Bought for the suction cup.

It would be 5 stars if the suction cup worked properly but it doesn't have a good enough hold when thrusting.

5

Sweet!

I love this one! It's not huge but just right. It's softer than most and feels real amazing.