Gender X Tentacle Thruster Vibe

So, a tentacle walks into the bedroom... Actually, the Tentacle Thruster has a much better trick than that.

If you've ever fantasized about getting tangled up with a sea creature, here's your chance. This motorized, thrusting vibrator is long, swirly, and covered in raised suckers, with a twisty shape that looks like it belongs on some enormous underwater beast. And it moves!

The base thrusts back and forth while the upper section wiggles and undulates, so you're getting two different motions at once. There's a vibrating motor in the tip, too, and all those little suckers add texture as the tentacle slides around.

You've got three thrusting speeds and ten vibration settings to try, with a wireless remote that works from up to 15 feet away. Stick the adjustable suction cup to a smooth surface, angle it where you want it, and let the tentacle do the moving. Or hand the remote to someone else.

The body-friendly silicone Tentacle Thruster is USB-C rechargeable (cable included), safe with all your favorite water-based lubes, and IPX4 splash-proof. The remote takes one AAA battery.